-The Nut Swami, 2009.
The above-said has no relevance in this post.
What has relevance in this post however is the following list of characters, with whom I have had the honour and the humour to spend some time. This an pseudo-enactment of their typical reactions to a post in Facebook.
Characters:
Jollu: A hobbit with some issues, might remind some of Danny DeVito. Smart, very literary but watches too much anime.
Mavillekara Vallipan Pilla (AKA M.V.P.): Hobbit from sharjah. Sprang to attention when a girl compared him to teddy bear which was not so, below we see her pictorial description of him.
Michael Gomez (AKA Sec): Very academic but also very lame. Jollu's roomie, central part in this discussion. Recently got some jewellery on his face. The aforementioned girl said she would rather go out with M.V.P. rather than Sec. Ouch!
Tirunelvelli Andavan (AKA Andi): A huge dark leathery being inhabiting Jollu's and Sec's room. Not very smart. Hasn't mastered the skill of speaking yet. Will mostly be incoherent.
Nasty: An abysmally retarded individual. His heart's in the right place, but his brain is AWOL.
Ungle: Not the variety that give you expensive gifts. This is the old guy you'll find serving you in groceries and supermarkets. Very perverted.
Anyother character is an inside joke, but this whole post is an inside joke. But it's inside my mind.
The Picture that started it all:
Sec, M.V.P., and 1203 others are like this.Sec: hw cm M.V.P. lyk ds photo...it duznt have ahem..ahem..
M.V.P. : Sec u kno abt ma research eyes na??
Me: Guys, it's a Ox, eating grass, leave it alone...
Ungle: apparently vineeth oly likes photos where a certain sum1 is present ....pretty fishy .....
Me: Oh yeah it has a butt on his head.
Mr D.P.S.: M.V.P. nee ingane kanunna ella phottoyum lyk cheyyathe..SECcinum oru chancu kodokku!
Sec: oye,itz ok Mr. D.P.S....let him LIKE every photo of ahem ahem....poor guy..jeevichu potte...
Me: Now I get it, butt-ox like in buttocks, ha ha ha!
Salalah Satheesh: Hey guys Oman was wrecked by a hurricane. Now we can blame our lousy economy on a natural disaster.
Me: Is the chips Oman factory safe??!
Andi: Call me ass.....
Salah Satheesh, Jollu and Sec like this
As you can see, facebook is full of numbskulls. A scarier thought would be the havoc these guys would wreck when they actually speak instead of type because you can always take back what you type. However, You can take back what you said as well if you use this ploy correctly, Tourette's syndrome. But that's not funny.
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This is sad. Very sad. But so is "Shutter Island", and we all learnt something from that movie. You might be schizophrenic but don't try getting help cause your psychiatrists will fuck with your mind and in the end you will accept death as a much better alternative.
P.S. This post is the culmination of 2 years of hard work, in other things like eating nachos and watching T.V. Apparently only Tom Brady and wine get better as time passes by. In the end I had to put these together before signing off forever because Blogging is gay. Scooters, fall and vacations were the tabs that are used as a example, so I will use them, fittingly because only one of my friends were gay enough to fall off his scooter during a vacation.
Also I am getting distracted by this auto-save thing, if only google was there when Hurricane Katrina struck the Chips Oman factory.......
Adios Muchachos....
